Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the monster cross the road?
A: To eat the chicken!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall?
A: Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs!
Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: "I have the people-pox!"
Q: How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend ?
A: In a HEN-velope!
Q: Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
A: Because he works for chicken feed!
Q: What key won't open any door ?
A: A turkey!
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the monster cross the road?
A: To eat the chicken!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall?
A: Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs!
Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: "I have the people-pox!"
Q: How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend ?
A: In a HEN-velope!
Q: Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
A: Because he works for chicken feed!
Q: What key won't open any door ?
A: A turkey!
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